wifeDOTmomlife

27 years young. 4'11. Portland, Oregon. Tattoo enthusiast. In a fully committed, relationship to the father of my daughter. Corgi life.


Also, I'm a sarcastic asshole.

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

(Source: syntheticmomma, via itsanamergencykael911)

iwriteaboutfeminism:

Ferguson Mayor James Knowles is making no friends at tonight’s Town Hall. Part 2

[part 1]

(via cocob0ne)

shadowrawrs:

strawberrydaydreams:

do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason

you’re just like

no

And then they give you a reason and its like

image

(via wildly-silent)

Frankie just bit down and locked her jaw, on my nipple

😠😡😡😠😡😡😠

So she keeps crawling around to her play area and getting in this. Then she cries because she can’t get out.

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul thanking each other in their Emmy acceptance speeches

(Source: jaimescersei, via skiitter)

shego:

shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

(via skiitter)

brazilia:

الفنان ” Bryan Lewis Saunders “

ينقل تجربته  برسمه لمجموعة من الرسوم التي تمثّله بعد تعاطيه انواع مختلفة من المخدرات .

Bryan Lewis Saunders is an artist from Johnson City, Tennessee who’s  doing a series of self portraits under the influence of various drugs.

(via theyaremineandiamtheirs)

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