27 years young. 4'11. Portland, Oregon. Tattoo enthusiast. In a fully committed, relationship to the father of my daughter. Corgi life.

Also, I'm a sarcastic asshole.

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I feel like I’ve kind of become a hermit since going to overnights. I almost never go out or leave the house when I’m not working. It’s not like being a hermit is necessarily a bad thing.. Because I really am not sure that I enjoy being around people much anyway.. But it’s also a bummer that I…

<3 Love you,… and we’re all hermits here. For whatever reason. Frankie is a hermit by default. Also… she’s currently lifting my hands off the keys so that I can’t type. Gotta love my baby dick head.


The politics of local elections are more complicated than you think. 

Cell Phone Video Emerges That Refutes St. Louis Cops Version of Shooting →


Please, somebody tell me cops are always right. Come tell me after reading that article and watching that video that, cops don’t fucking do anything wrong, ever.

Actual quote from Ferguson “law enforcement” officer and 35-year police veteran, Dan Page. But hey, let’s keep focusing on all those unreasonable “looters and rioters” (via odinsblog)

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I’m also a killer. I’ve killed a lot, and if I need to I’ll kill a whole bunch more. If you don’t want to get killed, don’t show up in front of me.


Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.

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Two funny things

1. She has game. Like A LOT!!!

2. In the show he was literally the technology expert…

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IMO there should be a mandatory video of infant circumcision for parents wishing to cut their babies.


You should know exactly what you’re doing to your child.

while researching for Lydia (before we knew she was a girl) I decided to watch one. 

I didnt even get to the cutting. It was so horrible. that poor baby.

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