wifeDOTmomlife

27 years young. 4'11. Portland, Oregon. Tattoo enthusiast. In a fully committed, relationship to the father of my daughter. Corgi life.


Also, I'm a sarcastic asshole.

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gettingreadyformommylife:

gouldiloxk:

mommaebbie:

gettingreadyformommylife:

What are some of you moms wearing home from the hospital ? I don’t know if I wanna do pajamas or yoga pants

Yoga pants will probably be uncomfortable , I did sweats and a loose Tshirt.

I packed…

I wore… Yoga pants I think. And I walked my damn self to the car. traaashboat knows I don’t take no shit. Haha.

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One of the most sinister things about normalized racism is you don’t have to have bad intentions to be racist, you just have to remain ignorant.

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The devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

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mamamadeleine:

Anon hate about dressing my baby in thrifted clothes? Really? I’m constantly complimented on here cuz of my clothing and literally everything but my undergarments are thrifted. But it isn’t okay for babies? Why? Obviously I’m gonna wash it first, plus babies grow so quick it was probably only worn once or twice.

I’m not gonna feel bad for buying onesies for a quarter lolol have fun spending $15 on a onesie at Carter’s you snobby ass

Cuss anons!


Thrift the cuss out of toys too!!!

Could it be…?

moonlityoti:

…I have been having light contractions every 30 to 40 mins. My mom decided to take off about 30 mins ago so I am here twisting my nips trying to keep the contractions moving forward.
Lets just hope he comes, I feel as though I will never be done with gestation!

Yay for babies!!!

Frankie loves her aunt liz

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